I never want to have children with you
On a seperate note I'm stalking you
I'm so glad you hate everything too
Roses are red, violets are blue, daffodils are yellow, and those are the colours of some flowers
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A6 size, digitally printed onto smooth white 200gsm card, with a coloured or brown Kraft envelope.